PISCES: Heaven is where we go when we die. Pisces, when you get there, it will be full of every drug imaginable, and no hangovers. There will be rainbows and small, really well made salads and soft, furry kittens that never get old. You will be able to collect whatever you want and distribute it among your friends, who will be there too. Everyone will loll around on many white pillows, and smile with unspoken gratitude for your generous presence because they will all be under the impression that heaven is something that you made happen specifically for them. The production design will be impeccable. There will be small, precious, delightfully surprising finishing touches on everything, even the drawer pulls. When you reach for a little mint candy pillow from the cut crystal bowl, you may be certain that there is no fecal matter on it. Dolly Parton will be there and let everyone take turns resting their heads on her bosom in between sets. Can we jump off a bridge together, Pisces?
from Philebrity horoscopes.
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Okay, now it's 6/27, headlined with "Attn: Sagittarius. Get Funky." and the horoscope a Nenah Cherry video. "Who's that gigolo on the street?" It's a good day for a December birthday! Nicoloff has got to see this...
Hello Fellow Pisces! I hope you're doing well.
I am also hoping this horoscope is right and that there will be drugs and kittens in heaven. I'm assuming it's a given that I wouldn't be allergic to cats anymore.
Nice to see you at AWP a while ago.-E
eric!
so nice to hear from you. how's denver?
i always associate the last time i saw you with bacon flavored chocolate , a good flavor to be associated with indeed.
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